A police officer stopped a driver for speeding.

Officer: "Can I see your driving license?"

Driver: "I don’t have it, I had it removed because of point system."

Officer: "Can I see your license for the vehicle?"

Driver: "But it is not my car, I stole it."

Officer: "Stole it?"

Driver: "Right, let me think, I think I saw the permission before in the glove box when I put my gun in there."

Officer: "There is a gun in the car?"

Driver: "Yes sir, I put it right there, when I shot and killed the woman driving this car and then put the body back to the trunk."

Officer: "There is a corpse in a car?"