Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.
He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden,
but he is alone, old and weak.
His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail.
He explains the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden.
I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father."
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question,
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."